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SLOW Award No.2: McGuinty to ban driving in Ontario

DUSHANBE — Okay.  Maybe the evil-doer premier of Ontario is not really planning to ban all driving in Ontario.  But, he should be.
You see, he wants to ban operating any gizmos that might distract a driver from, say, driving.  Things like cell phones, GPS, BlackBerrys, PlayStations, DVD players, Pong games, laptop computers, blow dryers, portable […]

Newsflash: Man avoids Taser injury - police shoot him instead

DUSHANBE — Although this story originates in Penticton, B.C., I am located in Dushanbe and, in keeping with my custom, am datelining the story from where I happen to be at the time.  The story jumps out at me after my, as it turns out, prognosticative comments on Tasers last week.
Today’s Globe and Mail features […]

Mr. U’s most excellentest adventure

DUSHANBE — This is a story that I’m not writing.  It does not start on Saturday night or end early on Sunday morning.  It does not involve a main character who owns a small enterprise in a town not called Dushanbe.  Let’s call him Mr. U.
“U” because, thus far, he remains Un-named.  Then again, maybe it […]

Good news, bad news: Can food crisis end Afghan poppy dependence?

 
Is golden wheat the silver bullet for Afghanistan’s poppy habbit?
DUSHANBE — Could there be a silver lining in the global food crisis for Afghanistan?  One newspaper says maybe so. 
The Guardian newspaper says the rising cost of wheat is leading Afghan farmers to re-seed their fields with grains instead of poppies after the Spring harvest.  Ballooning […]

Reading as painful as a salt-encrusted Miami dwarf squashed beneath an obese African elephant

How bad can a book be?  Tune in next week to find out!
DUSHANBE - I have written a few book reviews in my life.  But, I’ve never felt compelled to write a “mid-book” review.  Until now.
Just in case I don’t make it to the end of Sacred Stone by Clive Cussler and Craig Dirgo, I feel […]

What’s to be done with despotic states?

( Politics and Media and Humour (?) and travel )

Are despotic rulers giving corrupt government a bad name?
DUSHANBE — Although, really, I could be anywhere…
A common complaint I hear about Canada’s participation in Afghanistan is that, while it’s all well and good to love the children, build schools, fight the War on Terror ®, the War on Evildoers ® and the War on Drugs […]

The downfall of electric policing could be a boon for hockey

 
Would there be fewer fights in hockey if we armed the referees?  Or, would it just make for more spectacular TV?
DUSHANBE — As I sat in the Irish Pub last night, defending the violence in Canada’s almost national sport in a discussion with fellow expatriates, it came to me that the most recent scandalous downfall of my […]

Streets awash with vomit… and other musings on stupid law

Careful what you eat!  Vomiting on Windsor streets could become an offence punishable by fine.  Until then, watch where you step…
DUSHANBE — As something of a Libertarian at heart, I thoroughly enjoyed this recent article on Canada.com about a pointless new law set for debate at Windsor’s city council (that’s Windsor, Ontario in Canada).  In […]

The Dushanbe Whiskey Order

( travel )

 
DUSHANBE — Last Tuesday evening (time flies when you’re having fun, eh?), I participated in the Third “Conclave” or meeting of the (somewhat) venerable Dushanbe Whiskey Order.  The Order is an association of connaisseurs, if I dare call them so, of fine single malt whiskeys.
At this meeting, er…. conclave, as at the first such event which […]